+345 *CRASH* Mom: "What did you break?!" You: "Gee, thanks for being concerned about my well-being." amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't say that right away, you don't answer her. Say it when she walks in, all worried.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I cartwheeled and fell into our tv and all my mom said was, "Is the tv okay?!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fell down the steps while carrying her luggage: "You're going to scratch the walls, be carful!!" Thanks mom, I may have a twisted ankle, concussion, and possibly a broken rib, but at least the walls aren't scratched.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's more like *CRASH* Mom: "What did you break?!" You: I think my head is bleeding... Mom: Sure sweetie, just don't get stains on the carpet!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago