The first person to have a baby must have been pretty freaked out, amirite?

Wouldn't this be the same concept of, "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe that's why a lot of people turn to religion. It provides an explanation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would they be freaked out when humans were mammals long before we were actually humans?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um, a strange human-like fat creature just squished out of the woman's vagina, how would they not be freaked out?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it's nature... Every animal reproduces, how could they be freaked out by that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because if they were the first person *ever*, then they would have no idea it was natural, and would probably be terrified.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(My name): The "first person ever" most likely didn't have the emotions or logic that modernized humans have now, and instead lived by INSTICT and NATURE. Do you have any idea how gradual natural selection is? As in, do you know how slow the process of humans gaining intellectual and emotional thought was? Or even how long it took for us to form into the human species in general? It's not like the "first person ever" suddenly "freaked out" because they were pregnant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Maddie Mary): hey, no need to be a jerk about it. it's a simple statement. if you're going to comment on her post, be a little considerate, okay? you're not perfect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um, sorry? I was just debating my opinion and stating why I disagree. I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to offend anyone or set off an aggressive vibe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and getting pregnant...their stomach swelling up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe God explained this to Adam and Eve when he gave them "the talk."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... we had instincts far before common sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're an idiot. its instinctual to mate and procreate, the thing wouldnt have been freaked out because it wouldnt have been a human coming out of a human like thing, the difference would have been so slight that it wouldnt have noticed, plus, doubtful that it was even sentient so it wouldnt have registered the difference and been able to make an emotional response

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm I don't know about about the last part, but yeah since the first people probably spent a lot of time with animals, they probably knew what giving birth was like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut the hell up! you have no clue what you're talking about! no need to be a jerk about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The concept of birth still freaks me out to be honest. I mean, a human coming out of another human? Stretching a tiny hole to a mammoth size...yeah, it's normal and "life" n'all but it's still fucking freaky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Almost every living thing on the planet lives by pure instinct. Humans are probably the only living organism capable of intelligent thinking and emotional responses, which has taken millions of years to evolve. Before we were humans, we were just mammals, whose sole purpose on the Earth was to reproduce and then die. It's nature. The cycle has been going on for eons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For the reasons giving by others in the coments, which I will not repeat here, you, op, are a fucking moron. You should never have been born.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me ROFL. They were probably like OMF WTF IS THAT!?!? hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha! you're probably right!

by Anonymous 13 years ago