+194 The green apple jacks are better than the orange ones, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i don't see the relevance as comparitively, apple jacks are a pretty terrible cereal...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whoa now. Let's not go that far. I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score meals ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the patent decree for Kellogg . This momentous decree came as a great fast break of hope to millions of hungry individuals who had been seared in the flames of withering capacity to reach lunch without the cry, NAY, the ROAR of a hungry stomach. It came as a joyous fastbreak to end the long night of their lack of aliment. But forty six years later, the cereal still is not free. Forty six years later, the life of the cereal bit is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. Forty six years later, the orange lives on a lonely island of sogginess in the midst of a vast ocean of milk. Forty six years later, the orange is still languishing in the corners of breakfast bowls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago