Playing dead really doesn't help much when the bear is already eating you, amirite?

+432 Playing dead really doesn't help much when the bear is already eating you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At that point it probably isn't really "playing" dead, or won't be for long. More of just being dead.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Playing dead wouldn't help against a hungry bear anyway. Why would it waste perfectly good meat? Playing dead just means it doesn't have to kill you first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hoorah! Hey, my DI said that back in the 1960s.

by Anonymous 10 years ago