+365 If we were meant to drink and drive, we'd have been born with our faces smashed in. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why the mentally retarded are born thus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

settle petal. its a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, ha. That was so hilarious. You should be a comedian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if we were meant to grow up, we would've been born already grown up. drunk driving is bad, yes, but try using some better logic to back up your argument.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Calm down, Kemosabe. It's a quote from Metalocalypse. Not meant to be taken seriously, at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about us asians? >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we were meant to use the internet, we'd have it built into our palms!

by Anonymous 13 years ago