+475 Whoever invented the dildo must have been a total creep, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'll think that, until you need an orgasm and there are no men around...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or they made it as a prostetic penis since they had a horrible accident.....then some chick stole it and pattend it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dildos use to be used for medical problems,,,or something like that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dildoes have actually been around for hundreds of years. All the way back to BC.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alls I know is, cleopatra had a vibrator...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i guess antony didnt know how to please her...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a box of bees she kept at her bedside... Crazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ow. That hurts thinking about if.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They were contained, so I doubt it would hurt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some fat chick probably

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How would that even work?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the guy who invented the fleshlight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly too many childish users if this is in the positive. A creep would be the man who thought energy drinks need a (now synthetic) ingredient from bull sperm. A creep would be the last survivor of an accident who is horny and has low standards....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Adult Toys have been discovered in the same layer of soil where they found neolithic pottery... that's kind of disturbing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or just a lonely woman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago