+576 Ke$ha probably bleeds glitter, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I effectively ignore pop music completely... never heard a Beiber, Lady Gaga, OR "Ke$ha" song... and I rarely watch TV, so when I stumbled across a picture of her yesterday @ cracked.com it blew my mind that she was white. From what people say about her, I would have bet money she was black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...let's find out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

quick, watson, get the knife

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She probably shits glitter too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why there's so much on the floor, because she goes so hardcore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"glitter: the herpes of art supplies"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she probably bleeds hard liquor

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the STDs!

by Anonymous 13 years ago