+911 Mother Nature's gift should come with a gift receipt so you can exchange it for something you actually want, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no... People need to just accept the gift that they're given without wanting something different... Even if the gift sucks... It's still a gift.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its a horrible gift...i dont want to have to accept it...and i do want something different...so shut up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like a baby?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no like your period

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm sorry, but i don't really accept my menstrual cycle as a gift, cause it sort of, uhm, sucks. a LOT. so excuse me for not be grateful for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha i totally agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

batman and uneeck42 must be guys..amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK, exchange the gift of being able to have children for something else (hmm, shoes maybe? I bet you'd pick shoes!), but you ever wonder how that would work out for our species? Go watch Children of Men and then try to take some pride in the fact that you're keeping our race from dying out, sucky side-effects and all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoo! great rant and kill joy all in one ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't mind the childbearing factor, but the bleeding for a week every month, feeling bloated, and getting horrible cramps? not my style..

by Anonymous 13 years ago