+396 What did they call Captain Hook before he lost his hand? amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

James

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D That's my name!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dr. Smallballs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, he got that name because of his awkwardly shaped penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just 'Captain', maybe? :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Captain 2-Hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Captain Hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He probably just had a normal name, like Peter or John, then he went bad . . . and this doesn't make much sense, does it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha wouldnt it be the greatest irony if his name was actually peter...aka the name of his nemesis. and like he would have tried to hide that it was his name but then peter pan brought about the loss of his hand so he wouldnt have to hide it anymore, BUUUTT he wouldnt have a hand...he'd be like 'CURSE YOU PETERRR! ...PAN.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I didn't realize that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His name was really Captain Mangina, but he hated that so much that he paid an alligator to cut off his hand just so he could be spared of all the cruelty and hatred that came with his name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was James A. Something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe his last name is Hook and it was just a coincidence that he lost one of his hands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe he was sick of people forgetting his name so he cut it off himself.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

His name was Black Stache... (short for The Black Moustache) due to his gratuitous facial hair. Have none of you read Peter and the Starcatchers?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the musical, Hook has a line where he says, "Mrs. Hook's little baby boy." Captain Hook's last name it's actually "Hook"! It's like how Homer J. Simpson wondered what his middle initial stood for; it stood for "Jay".

by Anonymous 11 years ago