I swear, the United States could drill my face and we wouldn't have an oil problem anymore, amirite?

+475 I swear, the United States could drill my face and we wouldn't have an oil problem anymore, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this to myself ALL the time!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm what

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's saying that his face is so oily that the US could get their oil supply from it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, i just got this before i looked at the comments...

by Anonymous 13 years ago