+808 Newton discovered gravity when an apple fell... Really? cause im pretty sure he would have pooped at least once before that and i am 99% sure his poop didnt fly. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or did it o.0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats why i said 99% sure ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How inaccurate. There's a 92.68263081% chance that his poop did not fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA! how dare you insult me. When you clearly didnt account for the scientific law that says fecal matter will only fly when pigs do! And the only remote possibilty of a pig flying was swine flu. Therefore, 92.191238901234% IS INACCURATE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe the saying for fecal matter to fly is that manatees will fly first. MWAHAHAHA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you silly scientific virgin!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Congrats on homepage already xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha thanks man :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What'd that take? like, 5 minutes? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Usually when a moderator favorites a post, it means it's going on the home page.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha maybe less. :) definitely the fastest homepage i've ever gotten. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, an original thought on the homepage. Better get a good look at it, it'll be a while before I see another one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The sun shined for thousands of years before anyone knew what it was...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He didn't discover gravity, the apple just inspired him into realizing gravity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its a joke dont make it serious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe that's how he really discovered it but that wouldn't look good in todays schools so he changed it to 'apples'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude that's not how it works

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So that one percent... maybe Isaac Newton had aerodynamic feces.

by Anonymous 13 years ago