+704 Corny pick up lines are funny and lame, but in a good way, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name isn't Luna, but I sure do love good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your eyes are the same colour as my porsche ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you just Confund me or are you naturally mind-blowing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me... does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was your dad a beaver? Damn

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A good ice breaker: "how much does a bear weigh?" "just enough to break the ice. Hi, myname is -insert name-"

by Anonymous 13 years ago