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Burning your tongue is the most disastrous thing that can happen when you drink hot chocolate, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I dunno... When my dad was younger he laughed while drinking hot chocolate and had it come out his nose.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I inhaled hot chocolate and then sneezed it out all over the table..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Scorched balls.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or you could get shot
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's pretty bad but consider these:
Spill hot chocolate on your lap top
Accidentally inhale a mashmallow and choke to death
Someone spiked your hot chocolate with date rape drugs
by Anonymous13 years ago
your hot chocolate could be roofied!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or finding out that brown liquid you're drinking isn't hot chocolate.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or you could chug it and scald your throat
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or some idiot could run by and knock it all over your face
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're taking a sip of the hot chocolate, push the cup up a little too far, the hot chocolate drips down, scalding your entire body. As you jump around in pain, you realize that this was acid hot chocolate and it begins to disintegrate your skin. You're jumping around, panicking, and the hot chocolate is dripping everywhere. You slip on the hot chocolate, fall, and hit a lever.
You're the lead of the rebel alliance, you were drinking the hot chocolate on the Death Star in an infiltration, and the lever you just hit was the lever that controlled the death ray that was pointed at the forest moon of Endor.
Oops, you just blew up all hope of defeating the Empire, which would later take over the galaxy, all thanks to you.
P.S. You eventually died from the acid in the hot chocolate, but not before you could see the looks of disappointment coming from your fellow rebels, who were all annihilated.
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