+356 You know society is retarded when you see the nutritional facts printed on water bottles. Seriously, it's the nutritional fucking facts. Of water. What the hell, did our brains just shit themselves and then proceed to ooze out of our ears or what? We should just go down to the store and buy some fucking common sense for the christ's sake. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Calm down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To add on to this, what the fuck is with this health water? Is regular water too fattening?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kudos. I've seen Amirite posts steal jokes from many places, including Sickipedia, but this is a first for Lewis Black. I voted you up for originality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tourette's syndrome of swearing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure all drinks/foods have to have nutrition facts on them. I think it's a law, but I'm not sure. So that includes water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya it is a law that any product meant to be consumed is required to include the nutrition facts on them. Its not the water companys choice, its the law.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the water I'm drinking now doesn't have any nutrition facts. So either its not a law, or Kroger is breaking it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! I've looked at it before and one of the ingredients is ozone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Easy buddy. It's just a water bottle. If it's that important to you, drink tap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago