-87 Life in prison cannot be too bad. Free food and living! Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And anal sex, I love me some anal sex!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and rape... lots and lots of rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was a kid... I either wanted to be a hobo, for the freedom, or go to prison, for the free food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

monopoly...when ur broke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe a parody of how little punishment prison is on criminals, or the burden they place on society? Hopefully.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gotta sign up for the fend of the hairy rapists exercise tho

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay having no free will or friends around!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it is true, some men spend so much time in prison they forget how to function in society and do things to try to get back in prison where they can be taken care of. This is our taxmoney paying for these people, 50$ a day for one person to stay in jail. They need to start actually REHABILITATING people, instead of keeping them in this shitty cycle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Similarly, I've heard that some homeless people will try to get in jail so they can have regular meals and a roof over their head...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The free anal rape's a big one, but you can't forget about the free shanking's on a daily basis! Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you don't even have to pay to get shanked :D (sarcasm)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....and then you become someones bitch, and its all downhill from there...

by Anonymous 13 years ago