+540 "Oh, no, I dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always love these! "Don't you know my name?" said Tom swiftly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look up Tom Swifties.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

am I the only one who doesn't get this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Crestfallen" means sad or disappointed, but "Crest" is also a kind of toothpaste. He's sad that he dropped his toothpaste. It's punny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Who said I'm anemic?" Tom asked ironically. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"That turtle just bit me!"Tom snapped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I hate reading Shakespeare!" Tom said unwillfully. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You've got a nice butt, lady," Tom said cheekily. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Use your own toothbrush!" Tom bristled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Help! I'm drowning in Egypt!", Tom said in denial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Is your name Frank Lee?" Tom asked frankly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Who left the toilet seat down?" Tom said peevishly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why is it always Tom? lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Is it radiation?" asked Marie curiously. (i love swifties, ahaha)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"it's a unit of electric current," Tom said amply.

by Anonymous 13 years ago