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"Oh, no, I dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.
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13 years ago
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I always love these! "Don't you know my name?" said Tom swiftly.
by Anonymous
13 years ago
What?
by Anonymous
13 years ago
Look up Tom Swifties.
by Anonymous
13 years ago
am I the only one who doesn't get this?
by Anonymous
13 years ago
"Crestfallen" means sad or disappointed, but "Crest" is also a kind of toothpaste. He's sad that he dropped his toothpaste. It's punny.
by Anonymous
13 years ago
"Who said I'm anemic?" Tom asked ironically. :)
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13 years ago
"That turtle just bit me!"Tom snapped.
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13 years ago
"I hate reading Shakespeare!" Tom said unwillfully. :D
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13 years ago
"You've got a nice butt, lady," Tom said cheekily. :D
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13 years ago
"Use your own toothbrush!" Tom bristled.
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13 years ago
"Help! I'm drowning in Egypt!", Tom said in denial.
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13 years ago
"Is your name Frank Lee?" Tom asked frankly.
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13 years ago
"Who left the toilet seat down?" Tom said peevishly.
by Anonymous
13 years ago
why is it always Tom? lol
by Anonymous
13 years ago
"Is it radiation?" asked Marie curiously. (i love swifties, ahaha)
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13 years ago
"it's a unit of electric current," Tom said amply.
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13 years ago
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