It's about money and divorce and taking half, beeeeyoch! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Story of my life

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The 5 Stages of Married Sex:- 1) Smurf Sex - when you first meet & shag til you are blue in the face. 2) Kitchen Sex - when you have been together a short while & will shag anywhere in the house. 3) Bedroom Sex - sex is routine & you will only shag in bed on the occasional night. 4) Hallway Sex - you pass each other in the hallway and both say "fuck you!" 5) Courtroom Sex - she takes you to court & screws you in front of 20 strangers!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, but it's definitely the foundation.

by Anonymous 11 years ago