+696 You never actually used the dog ate my homework excuse. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have not.....Yet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my neighbor's dog literally did eat his homework! he had to tape some of the few leftover pieces back together and bring it in as proof

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog actually ate by homework too but my teacher didn't believe me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guilty...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend did,fortunately he managed to prove it :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my dog at my homework and text book she didnt make me pay for the text book because she thought it was hilarious and she wanted to show it to her future classes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog once got at my math homework...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had my dog chew up a paper I didnt wanna do, then brought it in as proof.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats what i did! I made her chew off the bottom half because I didn't know the answers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend did, her dog ate her book.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The closest I've ever seen to a kid claiming that excuse was when a girl in my 6th grade music class said her cat ate part of her instrument.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog really DID chew up my homework, so I brought the pieces in a ziplock bag :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That truly did happen to me.. I told my teacher that and he was like, "Yeah, sure sure.. " Good thing I'm a well behaved student or else I definitely would've gotten marks off.. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this happened to my teacher once... she got a thing of homework all chewed up and the kid said "My new puppy ate it." he was telling the truth and she believed him cuz he brought pictures in the day before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

".... my dog ate my penis.." best line in dunce bigalow: european gigolo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago