+343 On MTV cribs, why do they feel the need to show the inside of their fridge? Food is the same no matter what kind of house you live in, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dig your username

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My username is just my name...lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha wow i feel silly. it was extra late and i thought it was the artist Beck because that's what i was listening to at the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Theres an artist called beck? Cool lol well no my name is beck so yer... Hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a tradition now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Dam dis fridge be pimpin' got some coolers like cold man an' the turkey is all thawed and dat freezer got some ice at -30 degreez yo"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless they keep buckets of caviar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless they eat powdered diamonds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poor people fridge: microwave banquet meals Rich people fridge: fancy steaks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Check out my fridge, it's been pimped up and has 20" wheels! Inside, we have some rich people CORNETTO DAWG!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was an ad placement for vitaminwater...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Product placement...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They have ultra-genetically engineered food that makes the fridge sexy as hell.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it'd be the opposite. GMO foods (genetically changed) is cheaper so people with less money buy that while people with more money buy organic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean the genetic enginneering that goes into the food, in this case, is too expensive for the general public. It's a very complicated process which involves capturing and killing 14 different species of alien, the means of killing are unavailable on this planet however. Then, the genetic code must be extracted and implanted in whatever ordinarily crappy plant/animal is used for the food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh, I see now. What happens to the food after the code is implanted?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is delivered by armored car to an undisclosed location for stabilization, as the food is highly dangerous at this point and is unsuitable for consumption. The process takes over 3 months for even something as simple as an apple. After this, it is frozen in a vat of liquid nitrogen and delivered by another armored car (the first is currently being decontaminated) to the celebrity's home and is slowly unfrozen, lest the food be damaged and the time and money put into the process be wasted. Of course, this is not cheap at all. We've had more than one individual flee the country in order to escape debt, and we've even seen a few suicides.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh. How many lives have been lost in the process of manufacturing? You've SEEN the suicides? They let you watch? How awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

About 1000 people have died at the hands of the aliens, but their families have been compensated handsomely. Besides, we've got hundreds of thousands of people available. We've only had one accidental death from he freezing, but the guy was an idiot anyway. Mostly, we only find the bodies of suicides, but on some occasions they'll go into their homes, claiming that they're just getting their money. It's become standard procedure to enter the home if the customer doesn't respond after 10-15 minutes. Then we find them, either shot, throats slashed, or hanged. Other times, they'll just be dead when we get there. Only once has someone killed himself in front of me. Another time a girl tried to take me hostage, but was quickly terminated by the armed guards on duty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do the aliens kill the people trying to capture them? Because maybe you could use their methods if the need arises. Do suicidal clients ever try to be killed by aliens? I'm glad you take such precautions. We wouldn't want such an important intergalactic industry failing because of a stupid client.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The clients are in their homes when we capture and kill the aliens. And yes, that is how the aliens have been killing our workers, while we're trying to take them. We have been able to secure about a dozen alien weapons, however we have only been able to effectively use one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a shame. They might be powered by something not on earth/in the atmosphere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most are, but we found that the one weapon we used effectively was able to use most of the gases in our atmosphere as a fuel, with a higher concentration of CO2 being most effective. We're currently working on replicating and modifying it to run from a tank of air/CO2 so that underwater use is possible. In theory, it should However, the original, dubbed the M22-f will remain unmodified. Apart from that, the ammunition found inside is made of an unknown material, however steel pellets seem to work fine. Repeated use has not shown any wear/tear on the M22-f.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay for human inefficiencies powering alien weapons! HOwever, if they aliens knew this, we'd be in grave danger. We'd be so easy to conquer if we do not have more M22-f's.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As I've said, we're working on replicating the M22-f. However, we're still trying to figure out the other weapons we've found. One we've named is the M15-uf, which appears to be a laser weapon of some sort. There are no sights, and the beam is invisible, even in night, but the effects when we DO get it to fire are devastating. We've seen entire SUVs disintegrated with a single "pull of the trigger". We have yet to figure out what exactly that trigger is, though. From what we've seen, they're an alien alliance on the brink of internal war. During out visits, we've found multiple species fighting at one time, with some appearing to take sides with certain others, but there is no clear goal or purpose to the fighting. They're too caught up killing each other to kill us, so we have nothing to worry about, for the moment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, those names are pretty lame, I'm not going to lie. You should get a different team to name them. Something that people would be even more scared to die of. I wish we were in an alliance. But not one that's disintegrating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, the names are boring, but when the names are boring, few bother to ask how powerful it is. We don't like wasting our time in public telling all about how the M40-uf (another as-of-yet unusable weapon) could, in theory, destroy the world with a single use. Besides, most people don't even know that we're doing this, and when they do, the rest of the world says that they're just the tinfoil-hat conspiracy theorists. It's free anti-publicity. We've decided from our observations that an alliance would be a very risky move. On one hand, we gain potential access to technology advanced beyond our wildest dreams. We've even found some "flying saucers" on our exploration runs! On the other hand, we'd get tangled up in all their wars, both current and future. And we've seen that their enemies are just as advanced, if not more so. However, their armor seems to be based more on heat diffusion and elimination than protection from explosives and projectiles like bullets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok, this is an amazing conversation and I'd like to learn more about the intergalactic discoveries but I don't think I can handle all of this information. I'm not up to that level yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand, is there anything specific you wanted to know more about?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do the aliens look like? What is their intelligence level compared to our own?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One is a man-sized, four-legged lizard-like thing with tentacles around its mouth. All specimens have been found to have acid on these tentacles. It appears from observation that they wrap them around their prey as the beast eats it alive. We've taken to calling them Cthulu Men. They also have large eyes which always are of a orange-ish tint. Its DNA acts as a color enhancer for our products, and it works best on green veggies. Cthulu Men's intelligence levels are not quite as high as our own, but I believe that this is only due to their constant involvement in wars. However, we have been able to capture a few peaceful subjects and are attempting to domesticate and breed them. Another species looks like "a bottle with limbs," as one co-worker described them. namely, they have a wide body that gets slimmer and slimmer as it goes upward. Its intelligence is high enough to perfectly replicate any of our modern items, from cell phones to televisions to cameras.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first sounds quite scary. But just because it's in wars all the time does not mean they're not as intelligent as us, aren't we in many wars right now? If we can use their DNA, it's possible we might be able to use their food source as well. What does the bottle alient do? Does it provide your team with technology?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry I didn't make this clear but what I meant was that the Cthulu Men were constantly getting into wars and they were forced to divert their attention and resources from research to their conflicts. (By intelligence level we mean technological advancement across the entire species. In actual intelligence, as in logic, thought, and action, the individuals appear just below us anyway.) In fact, our observation suggest the only reason they fight us is because they are forced to uphold their alliances with other species. We've obtained their food at times, but it does not meet the nutritional requirements of a human. It DOES taste good, though. The bottle men appear to be the leaders of the alien alliance, and are the most numerous we encounter. Their DNA acts as a taste enhancer, making food pleasantly sweet. Bottle men have only given us a unique way of freezing food, though it is a very handy innovation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago