+380 The Universe saw people were over-eating, so it said "If you eat, you'll get fat." People were still over-eating, so it said "You will also get diseases like Diabetes and High Cholestrol." That still wasn't enough to get people to stop so it added Heart Disease and Possible Death in the mix. People still over-eat. What's it going to take, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A terrible case of the runs. Trust me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A shortage of food is what it'll take. People love over-eating so much that the only thing that would get them to stop, is thinking there will be less food. Fight food with food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Make beef taste like socks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eventually they'll just start shooting people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would work :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the answer to everything! Oil spill? Shoot someone. Hate someone with a passion? Shoot someone. Everyones fat? SHOOT SOMEONE. (of course I'm joking for anyone who thought I actually wanted everyone to be shot)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.... not getting laid perhaps?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well if the universe hadn't made food so damn tasty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But food is good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can over-eat all you want if you make an effort to exercise and work it off. That's the real problem...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or just have a very high metabolism. I only over eat bec I'd vanish otherwise

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Make everything extra hot. I can't eat anything too hot. And the ones that like stuff hot will burn a hole in their stomach .. Win, win !!

by Anonymous 4 years ago