There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?

Oh that's what the squiggly is for. ~

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(God~Almighty)~ The squiggly is the universal symbol~ it can be used in any situation ~~~~ amirite~

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But mostly in 8===D~~ situations.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

8===>~~ what about these situations?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be painful...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

IJWYAHLETADISTITH-ASV?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/181638

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... I WASN'T FREAKING SERIOUS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Y u yell tho

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FREAKIN BECAUSE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gurl calm yo' tits

by Anonymous 12 years ago

HELL NO. I'M GOING KATY PERRY ON THIS JOINT.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/367/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haven't you seen any of her music videos?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. What the hell does that have to do with anything we have been discussing up to this point?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Katy Perry does not, in fact, calm her tits. Not even on Sesame Street.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those tits are outrageous. They probably have minds of their own. remember in Fairly Odd Parents how there was that kid with the boil that talked to him about world domination or something like that? same deal, except katy perry's tits say "show me! flash me!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I believe I_Predict_A_Riot is referring to the fact that Katy Perry is pretty much yelling in all of her songs/music videos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are mistaken.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How did we get from emails to tits?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't figure it out.. "I just... I just want you all here..." LETSOMETHINGEO<SEMTHINSSJGW.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

¥ <- that thing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It should be lolwut

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually just type that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like to replace it with just 'Fuck that.' No matter what the question was, 'fuck that' provides a valid response in some way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes even the 3rd version. Which is worse than half-ass, its like quarter-ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you want a quarter of your ass, then start frowning because that's how you lose weight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey so i really just wanted you to know that im having a really really terrible day and i just cant do today, so if you'd like check your mail id be really glad. okay, well, last night i had this dream that i was kidnapped and i was so afraid and tehy shoved me in the back of a car and you were there but you didnt even care.. it really made me wonder about whether or not you'd actually do that, would you help me out? the weirder part is the person that kidnapped me: it was my ex boyfriend, and he spit on me and it was really infuriating to wake up with that still stuck in my mind, i really just am having a bad day, maybe that's what's wrong. but i'm sitting in my room crying and i didn't even come to school today because i couldn't take it. you don't understand, having an abusive boyfriend is terrible and it's just a horrible dream to have that he hurts me... (insert universal symbol here)... hey, so i had a really bad dream last night that my ex kidnapped me, and so that's why home.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I started to read this, stopped, looked at the score of the comment, and then continued reading.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just wrote this huge long comment but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version. It's short. I know. I didn't feel like writing the whole thing over again. The original comment was amazing. This one isn't. Deal with it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel bad for this user. He/She got POTD and their account isn't even active anymore. =

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't feel bad. He was a huge troll and stole almost all of his stuff from other websites.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And faked suicide?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like how these are rated down when he actually did fake suicide. lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ugh literally just happened to me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Figuratively just happened to me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

( | half an ass?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Perfect.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Damn! That ass is toned! Have you been frowning?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Walking in the presence of giants here. Cool tihnikng all around!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love reading these articles because theyÂre short but informtiave.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Created the gretaest articles, you have.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay I'm convinced. Let's put it to aicton.

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