+760 "It's only illegal if you get caught..." What the fuck? That's like saying "It's only having sex if you get pregnant", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which is exactly how women are called whores for having sex a lot and men usually aren't. "It's only sex if you get pregnant." :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this should really read "It's only bad if you get caught." It's only bad if you get pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Analogy win. For the win. All over that win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its only sex if they scream no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if they're under 18.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No its more like, you're only a slut if you get pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha it doesn't make you a slut. I had been with one person before I got pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, its like saying its only having sex if you cum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure getting caught for doing something illegal is more like getting pregnant...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but if you didnt get caught it would be like no consequences

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it's still illegal. It doesn't become illegal only once your caught...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just said there would be no consequence if you didnt get caught.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's sad that I know people with this mentality. The pregnant one, not the illegal one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But both of those kind of mean: It only happened if there is undeniable proof that it happened, which I agree with, which kinda brings us to the argument of: "If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" or better yet, if a tree fell in a forest, and nobody ever saw it or heard it, how would anyone know for sure that it actually happened? Does that makes sense? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It still makes a sound... Hearing a sound and making a sound are unrelated... Well sort of

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well tell that to whoever's been debating it for years... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, I will make it my personal goal in life...

by Anonymous 13 years ago