+231 There is no better way to wake up than to the smell of bacon cooking in the kitchen, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eew i don't like bacon =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:P

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate bacon, it's restricted in Islam.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even better, in the bedroom, on a George Foreman grill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just gonna say that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too, it suck when you burn your foot on it! That's the worst...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know! Be sure to have some bubble wrap and crutches on hand just in case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, morning sex?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

+ Bacon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, even though I can't eat it, being a vegetarian D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this sounds weird, but the smell of bacon cooking hurts my nose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you should probably see a doctor about that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless you're a pig. "Mom? Dad? Oh, GOD!!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago