+709 When you get a lame injury, you exaggerate what happened just a tiny bit, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I slipped on an ice cube on the kitchen floor and broke my wrist...that is to say, I was sword fighting the abominable snowman in Antarctica.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Totally! And it really sucks when you have a really lame injury like "sprained finger" when its in a cast and stuff, so I just tell my friends its broken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago