+408 light bulbs are not actually "light bulbs" but dark absorbers. when you turn them on, they suck the dark out of the room. you can prove this by holdingyour hand under a "light bulb" . the dark will stack up under your hand where its path is blocked by your hand. when they quit working and turn a dark colour, its not because they burnt out, its because they're full. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dark absorbers bad-fucking-ass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like something I'd say if I were high off my ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't do drugs, stay in school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't do school Stay in drugs

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lack of knowledge and understanding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow....wow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my thoughts too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This sounds like a highdea....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought the same thing. It's still awesome though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess they convert dark into light then, or else why would the filament glow. Also, if they absorb dark, do they absorb the monsters in the dark as well?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard this somewhere before...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From someone else that was high? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why do people +1 this when anyone who did science in elementary school knows it's not true, however interesting it may be...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP must have been high when he wrote this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just realized that is says under the post that the first person who agreed was Hermione Granger, and one of the first people to disagree was Draco Malfoy lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting theory, but completely retarted. Nice try...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahahaha, why is everyone taking this so seriously? he was either high or joking; i doubt he actually believes this. but it's pretty funny anyway :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you you are apparently the only intelligent one. I wasn't high, it was in fact a joke :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I learned about this at school (part of a unit on "proving something wrong, not right" in science) but my teacher called them "dark suckers." Also something to think about: how can you explain shadows?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mind. Blown. If this was true, it'd be amazing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've read this online a lot. But it is a better way to look at it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago