+464 How does Pedo Bear cruise around in his van and snatch kids if bears can't drive, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very carefully. lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because that's how I roll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cuz hes pedo bear! duhh lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's smarter than the average bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beat me to it haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's not real.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm as real as the shit you took yesterday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cause he's chuck norris in disguise ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is not chuck Norris in disguise. Trust me I know these things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's a bear that molests children, and you wonder how he drives?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey guess what. Pedobear isn't funny. Rape isn't funny. STFU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahaha that's a good one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago