+777 "Cars, clothes, money, hoes. (heavy bass beat) Bitches, drugs, sex, power. (do that -insertrandomdancehere-) Drinking, guns, violence, death. Uh, uh. (GET MONEY!!)" According to today's standards, I just made a hit rap song. Can I have my millions now? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol! Am i the only one who imagined what this would sound like in my head?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Africa is a country): Nope :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Africa is a country): I imagined it too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you forgot that you need to repeatedly say your name throughout the song

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Insane Clown Posse and the artists on psychopathic records have interesting raps, they are deeper and have messages about life. But everyone hates cus they are different.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, people hate them cos they spawned the pieces of shit that are juggalos

by Anonymous 13 years ago

see thats just ignorance, buit i dont expect you to understand. Im a juggalo, and im doing quite well and I act like a civilized human. I just know how to have fun and because of those people i've had some of the best times in my life. You can not fathom the experiences ive had.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL LOL LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking magnets! How do they work!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This actually had me laughing by the time I finished reading! It's so true!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone who says this is true needs to listen to Eminem. Not to mention, I've never heard a rap song like that... (Well I've heard a couple)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nailed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminded me of the Song Successeful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounded beautiful :')

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot to add "Apply autotune" at the end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's only a matter of time before this is homepaged. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jigga what jigga who? uh jigga me and uh jigga you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago