+656 There's that one person who will NEVER let you complain about anything. "You're tired? I got up at 4 am and ran 80 miles!" I don't care! It's my turn to be grumpy! Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the person that says, "well, there's starving kids in africa." Or something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there IS starving kids in Africa.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Captain Obvious): are*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure are, but that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm hungry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Recent research finds a strong correlation between your hunger and starvation in foreign lands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn. I guess I should eat more often so others won't starve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago