You miss one day of school, and something awesome happens, amirite?

Yeah, like they make ice-cream in chemistry or do mad-libs in English!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, like they give out 1,000,000 dollars to every student.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, that's happened to you to? You go to school the next day and everyone's driving these really fancy cars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, like take something right off of Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, actually one day I was absent and my friends learned this really creepy guy liked me. I was glad I missed that... yay avoiding your problems!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed a kid having a seizure on my bus...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG! you serious?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be scary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea like this one day we i missed and i get told by my friend that the principal calls us down into the auditorium and we all got to start playing games of basketball and then the winning team got to go up against the teachers and the teachers where wearing chicken costumes during the last game!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was a fucking tornado one day, and a bat in the lunchroom on the other.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One time I missed a day of school and my SS teacher jumped on a globe to show distortion.... I was so upset that I missed it because it was all anybody could talk about, so my SS teacher jumped on a plastic bowl, shattering it and acidently hitting a student in the head with plastic, for me ^__^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SS? Like Nazi class?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, Social studies. But we did study the holocaust this year...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bwahaha social studies, yeah that makes a lot more sense

by Anonymous 13 years ago

on a day i was absent (with rarely occurs) a girl on my bus got into a physical fight with my bus driver. The driver wouldn't let the girl on the bus because apparently she heard the girl whispering mean things about her -oh grow up. The morbidly obese bus driver completely blocked the door of the bus so the girl couldn't get on. The girl then started hitting the bus driver. Eventually she was left behind and as the bus pulled away, the driver turns around and screams: "LOSER!!" while doing the corresponding hand gesture. I mean c'mon seriously?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa I would of wanted to see that :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed the auto shop garage catching fire... Firemen came, school was let out early, french test was delayed.... I really wish I was there haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The other day there were a few fireman at our school and we were hoping it was an actual fire so we can go home but it was a false alarm.. at least i got to hi-5 one of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed a whole day with liquid nitrogen :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I took off school once when i was sick, and this boy's backpack got caught on the shower station in the science classroom, covering several people in rusty water. i hate myself for seeing it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed the Harlem Globetrotters. Not kidding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed a gas leak so everybody waits in the gym, where THREE fights broke out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lets see, When I was in first grade, I was sick so I missed a pizza party In 3rd grade i was sick so I missed an awesome field trip and there was a 3 day weekend following the field trip which I was sick the whole time. I missed two pizza parties in 5th grade, but this time I wasn't sick, I was on vacation. In 5th grade I was sick so i missed the time when my class decided to prank another classroom. All through out my school career I've been missing awesome events from being sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed out that someone broke a hole in the roof with their shoe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed my psychotic science teacher bringing her rottweiler to class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I missed our class getting flooded and everyone had to spend the day in the year 2 classroom. I also missed the day some kid broke the monkey bars and they litrally fell off onto him and broke his arm. I missed the day some kid ran screaming out of the school threatening to kill everyone and then the teachers tackled him to the ground. I missed an excusion where the rest of the class spent the day making butter. I missed the day some kids in prep threw toilet paper over our classroom. And last but not least, I missed one of the teachers having a nervous break-down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago