+804 If we really are what we eat, we should be most concerned about the guy who stays human. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats funny! I didn't think of it that way. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if people are what they eat and then someone eats someone else, wouldn't that just turn them into whatever that other person ate since that's what they are now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he's a cannibal who eats cannibals. Or maybe this is the day that everyone turns into what they eat. Poof! You're now a donut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"STOP! I have a question for you before you eat me. If you are what you eat and I eat hamburgers, that makes me a hamburger too, right?" "Yes!" "So then, if you all eat me, then wont all of you will become hamburgers too?" at that point crickets start chirping as the cannibal cult tries to work out the giant hole in their beliefs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But even if he's a cannibal that eats cannibals then that cannibal would have to also eat cannibals in order for them both to be human. And there would have to be a whole line of cannibals that eat other cannibals for that to happen or else the first cannibal would turn into whatever food his food ate. And that would cause a chain reaction that would make all the other cannibals be that certain food. Yeah, I think I might have confused myself a little bit on that one...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's think short term, shall we? Because my head hurts. O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, well then yeah, short term you'd be right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course. He eats soilent green...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago