I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like 'Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like 'This is nice!. amirite?

+500 I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like 'Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like 'This is nice!. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, Demetri Martin is funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was gonna say the same thing. He's a genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU STOLE FROM DEMETRI!!!!1!!! jk, he's funny. Thanks for spreading the joy that is his jokes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/117185

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if i get an apple in a fruit basket im still like "what the fuck is this"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just wish you woulda credited him, bur hey someone else did it for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just wish you woulda credited him, but hey, someone else did it for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri martin called, he said he wants his joke back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you everyone for reminding me who said this I honestly didn't remember after the first 3 times so I am glad someone made it an even 4 if I get a follow up I'll make sure to give credit to him I made the post back when I was first starting out on this website so I wasn't sure on how everything worked Soooooorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri!!! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A rice ball doesn't belong in a fruits basket...

by Anonymous 13 years ago