Girls: You're kind of ashamed of yourself for being on the Internet and not in the kitchen making sammiches, amirite?

Unless ur on the laptop in the kitchen WHILE makin a sammich..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Sandwich

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Sammich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww... I just looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Don't I feel stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this chick knows what's up haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know my place. I'm just grateful my men give me time off from making sammiches and cleaning the house to check my Internet- from the kitchen, of course

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't look old enough to be making sandwiches for your men, and i hope by "men" you mean your brother or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was kidding :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have Italian and American sammiches made already, but I still feel bad. I should be making more elaborate foods.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm ordering my sammiches off the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who tweeted this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tweeted it before I posted it but I came up with it by myself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh ok haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, no, that's pretty offensive to girls. As a girl, one would think you'd get that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke. Read the follow up, smart one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is actually funny. people need to calm down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Samantha (:): I LOVE YOU <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw you like jersey shore *unlove

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll make you a sammich if you love me again LOL JK I'm a wimmin I gotta make you sammiches anyway, since you're a member of the superior gender

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't say that you should make me them because I'm the superior gender, I'd say make me them because I like them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, boss, what kind?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A hero sammich

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here ya go

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

crap, this reminds me I gotta go make my men thier sammiches for monday.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you shouldn't be forgetting, woman should ALWAYS remember to make their men sammiches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know I'm ashamed. I must work to be a better woman and hopefully the beating I get for forgetting won't cause my men too much stress.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a hard life trying to please these men 24/7, but that's what wimmin are here for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People are being so fucking sensitive about this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IKR? It's a fucking joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey idiots! STOP BEING SO FUCKING OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING. Sammich jokes are funny!! So are kitchen jokes! So are rape jokes! So are abortion jokes! So are dead baby jokes! Can't fucking take it, then get the hell away from a place that offends you so bad and stop telling everyone else who fucking likes these kinds of jokes what horrible people we are. Because honestly I doubt any of you guys do a helluva lot of good in your life anyway, other than to get on amirite and be like "oh that's not funny, neither is that. That one REALLY isn't funny! None of these are funny! wahhhh" annnd...</rant>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you. You're my new best friend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. Dead baby jokes ARE funny. Freaking hilarious. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note the word "joke"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha wtf, welcome to the 21st century kristen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(;)): ....what the fuck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The men who designed this house are soo smart, they put the internet next to kitchen! So now I can make sammiches for men awwwl day. No guilt here. (and lawl, the comments are more entertaining than the post. XD)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, people are so sensitive. I love you for being able to understand it's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are only allowed to be sexist when its funny. This wasn't funny, it was just sexist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I disagree, I found it to be hilarious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i also found it hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it. It just made me cringe inside.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You replied to yourself, idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how you deleted all the comments proving what a complete tard you were when you went off on that crazy insulting filled rant :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, no, Cody went through and deleted all the inappropriate ones which in turn deleted the replies. Don't be stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like how you are so fucking annoying because you dont know how to take a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how oblivious she is- OP's can't even delete other people's comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO U.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you're going to joke, you could at least make it a funny joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry it didn't reach your standards. I'll try harder next time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you make a dead baby float? With two scoops of ice cream, ine scoop of dead baby. Enjoy the joke, but make sure you pull that stick outta your ass first!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. That was so goddamn funny my head's fallen off. Losing a baby isn't funny, it's fucking terrible. It feels like life's ending for you, but at the same time trying to keep you alive just so it can torture you. And you make jokes about it? That's sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke, you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Gosh, how many times have we said that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes I do make jokes about it, if you ever have a miscarriage or your baby dies, let me know so I can make another joke about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Intelligence AND maturity. I'm fucking impressed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No offence, but commenting on one post and saying you hate sexism isn't going to kill it, and one post about it won't keep it alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, so you're the same age as me, according to your profile. I bet you've never been beaten up because you're a girl, OR had to watch them bury your baby brother while your mentally ill mum doesn't even give a shit. I bet you don't have to run from your house halfway to school with your younger brother every friggin day because you weren't born with a dick, do you? So yeah, it upsets me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-_- That wasn't what I said. Do you think if I hadn't made this post, sexism would've been dead by now? Do you think if you comment saying how it offends you sexism will die?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha. Isn't really funny to imagine dead children? hahaha. (This is sarcasm).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. Isn't it funny how you waste your time commenting on posts you disagree with when it's obvious everyone else gave up? Hahaha. (This isn't sarcasm)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*one...stupid phone >_<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry that i haven't gotten over it yet but you're a piece of crap who obviously doesn't understand true humor. and look at someone else commenting. i did this just to make your follow up wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago