+435 How To Lose A Girl In 1 Day: Next time you sleep with her, hand her a pocket knife and ask "Will you carve a notch onto that bedpost? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

she might end up stabbing you though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it... What would the notch be for? :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every girl I had sex with

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would the bedpost not be notchless?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well played

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of that Fall Out Boy song...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep, I got confused cuz my mind automatically said "you're just a line in a song"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to go moron

by Anonymous 13 years ago