+291 If a guy is being raped his best defense is to start pooping. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's so horrible that i lol'd at this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's so crazy, it just might work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Recess!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why I always ingest laxatives before going out. Of course, if I don't get raped, it's pretty shitty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you know what I mean.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If something is implied, why do I have to say that?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what if a girl is raping the guy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then why would you try to fight back?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

because you werent interested in her :$

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Colon dollar sign to you too good sir. Pray tell, why would you not be interested? If this guy is actually overpowered by a woman who managed to successfully de-pants him, then I'm sure he'd be more than willing for any moist vaginas that should throw themselves at him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless they're coprophiliacs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

unless he is into that kind of stuff....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless the perpetrator is into that stuff... O_o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless a girl is raping him, in which case it wouldnt really work........ However, pooping would remove that penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dunno about you guys, but I have serious trouble moving mah bowels if I'm being watched and/or am under pressure. This qualifies for... both of those.

by Anonymous 12 years ago