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If a guy is being raped his best defense is to start pooping. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
it's so horrible that i lol'd at this
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's so crazy, it just might work.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Recess!
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's why I always ingest laxatives before going out. Of course, if I don't get raped, it's pretty shitty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If you know what I mean.
by Anonymous12 years ago
If something is implied, why do I have to say that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
what if a girl is raping the guy?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then why would you try to fight back?
by Anonymous12 years ago
because you werent interested in her :$
by Anonymous12 years ago
Colon dollar sign to you too good sir.
Pray tell, why would you not be interested? If this guy is actually overpowered by a woman who managed to successfully de-pants him, then I'm sure he'd be more than willing for any moist vaginas that should throw themselves at him.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless they're coprophiliacs.
by Anonymous12 years ago
unless he is into that kind of stuff....
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless the perpetrator is into that stuff... O_o
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless a girl is raping him, in which case it wouldnt really work........ However, pooping would remove that penis.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I dunno about you guys, but I have serious trouble moving mah bowels if I'm being watched and/or am under pressure. This qualifies for... both of those.
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