+254 Sometimes you have to face the fact that there really is no polite way to say "massively painful explosive diarrhoea", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dont forget implosive diarrhea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how about crohn's disease if you have it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if you don't have the disease and you use it as an excuse you'll get strange half-sympathetic, half-disgusted looks from your friends every time you excuse yourself for the restroom. No thanks. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha very true but i find it would still be a bit better than "i have explosive diarrhoea, be right back."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i remember one time i asked my friend to go play tennis, and he declined because he said he had the "green apple splatters." i was both laughing and throwing up from the same time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a feeling there's a good back story to this post....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a feeling it's a shitty one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Butt lava

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how about "intestine vomiting" ?

by Anonymous 4 years ago