Harry Potter would have been better if Stephenie Meyer wrote it, amirite?

You probably haven't even read the WHOLE Harry Potter series.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's be honest, they probably haven't even read a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's be even more honest. THIS IS A TROLL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON. just thought you'd ought to know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*faints*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the author of the post must be found and sent to an asylum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you're just a troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have @524483 (Anonymous): I finished all 7 books ,please look at my username before commenting @525236 (savanah): :) @525826 (John): I am

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I see, cause your username's hate me... clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your face would be better if I could have my way with you for five minutes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at least my face isn't a egg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WTF is up with people? It's not an egg, it's a freaking balloon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oops :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed to this just to piss harry potter freaks off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bad. So very, very bad. Even if this were just a joke, even this THOUGHT is so VERY VERY BLASPHEMOUS. Gaahhhh, a part of me just shriveled up and died. X_X

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO who the hell thumbs this up?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr?! they're stupid so just ignore those twenty or so people you yeah you ared it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, HEEEEEEEELL no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If by better you mean shit and if by Harry potter you mean twilight, THEN HELL YEAH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have been mortally offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well since your username is HateMe I guess you're just asking for it really

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn. I was about to say that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's okay great minds think alike! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh no you did NOT!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T EVEN USE HARRY POTTER AND....HER IN THE SAME SENTENCE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm horrified even by the thought of S. Meyer writing Harry Potter!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet Harry Potter would go something like this if SHE wrote it; Harry walked into class. He stared out the window. Hermione walked in the class. She also stared out the window then proceeded to ask, "Harry, what are we staring at?" Harry replied with, "The wind, Hermione. The wind." Ron too walked in. Hermione noticed Ron and said, "Ronald...I love you but I also love a werewolf." Ron then asked, "Is it Lupin?" Hermione replied with, "Yes. Now I must chose between my werewolf teacher and my ginger wizard friend. But this book needs to be longer so let's stare out the window some more and continue this love story on page 500." And then it would be 500 more pages of, "They continued to stare out the window. Hermione thought of Ron and Lupin and tried to chose between them. She still couldn't decide so she stared out the window some more."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty much(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if stephanie meyer wrote the harry potter books a) it would be idiotic because no one wants to hear a moning whiney girl who loves just about everyone, thats why Moaning Mertil is only in the books every several chapters, or she doesn't whine as much as usual in the longer parts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More like, twilight would be better if J. K. Rowling wrote it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good trollin' OP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whos Stephenie Meyer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the support guys :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your username says it all...I'm definitely feeling the hatred towards you for this one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAY!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who put crack in your coffee? are you insane?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Troll harder.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry Potter- by S. Meyer- 1- Harry's parents would reincarnate 2- There would be some love triangle between Ron, Harry and Hermione 3- All of the good characters live, and all the bad ones die 4- There would be pages among pages just about how Hogwart looks EVERY single time a character were to look at it 5- "Harry expeditiously withdrawn past his unkempt bed. The covers were a brilliant green emerald, just like Harry's eyes..."NO. 6- Dobby, Ron's family, Snape, ect. Would've only been background characters only being used as some sort of decoration.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If she wrote it, Snape and Lily would probably have eloped and Harry would have never been born. Or, if he had been born, it would have been called something lame like, "Harry Potter and the Cloudy Sky."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The username is HateMe. What more could you want? Troll. Oh, and I think my fellow amiriters have said more than enough about why your wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two points: If she wrote it, wizards would probably sparkle. Also, there would never be a battle, Voldemort and Harry would just talk their solutions out, and nobody would die. Well, maybe Collin Creevy, but no one else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, scratch that. Collin's little brother. He and Irena have the same unimportance. Collin was actually important. Unlike any side character in Twilight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meyer writes for a younger audience (therefore the writing simply isn't as well done), a different audience, and the writing style is very different. The story wouldn't be the same at all. I couldn't say whether it would be better or worse as I enjoy both authors and both series (Twilight and HP), but I know it would not be the same thing. It would probably not be as good simply because HP is better written and developed, but nonetheless, the story wouldn't be the same.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well obviously, we have a troll on amirite! He's going in your dungeon, he's trolling the Pot-Heads, so hide Harry Potter, hide Hermione Granger, and hide the ginger too, cause he's coming for everyone out here. No but seriously, you're the evilest troll I've ever seen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I bet this post would sound better if I shoved the entire Twilight series up your ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no fucking way, just fuck you for even saying it. asshole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if she made it, it would be called the adventures of three whiny teenagers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Modern (and old age) Classics are best when the original writer and producers deal with the story (in this case story series).

by Anonymous 8 years ago