+643 Yelling stuff like 'Put your clothes back on!' Or 'Pass a cigarette' while your friend is on the phone to a parent is rather entertaining. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or dickish. You could say it's that too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf aaah parent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I will not take my pants off, ______!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its so funny saying "pass the weed" xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"dude, why the fuck are you touching me there? no, dumbfuck THAT'S the clitoris."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I scream "DUDE PUT THE NEEDLE AWAY THE COPS ARE COMING!!!" then I make siren noises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm partial to "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, ''Keep touching me!'' or something along those lines is better, imo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my friends scream my bf's name.... BRETT GET OFFA HER! STOP DOING THAT TO HER! OMG! GET OFF OF HER! lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Get that out of her! At least wait till she's off the phone!" haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always yell "pass the weed!" when my friend is on the phone with her sort of strict mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Quit unzipping my pants!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just say, "Dude, thanks a bunch for tutoring me with my calculus." When he hangs up I tell him that I only accept cash.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"baby, come back to bed". classic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ I do that too hahahah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"pass the blunt!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago