+670 Most plots in movies and books could be solved in ten minutes if the main characters just sat down and told each other the truth. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. But in the little mermaid she physically couldn't tell him the truth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(+Me): Write it down?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure she could write. Who knows though? Still, imagine your new girlfriend handing you a note that says "Ok, I'm really a mermaid. That girl who saved you? ME! I can't talk anymore because I traded my voice for leggs. Kiss me now or I'll be a fish again!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where the hell did you learn to spell 'legs' like that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The school of "Typos happen get over it"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK! That shit drives me insane. There's always one minor fact that one of the inept morons neglects to mention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tourettes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago