Here's an idea: Write 'you have no new messages' on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and throw it far out to sea. amirite?

+863 Here's an idea: Write 'you have no new messages' on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle and throw it far out to sea. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would yya this, but I suspect it's stolen just like a bunch of your other posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorta like the new canadianpimp, eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, although I'm not sure if all his posts are copied or just some. Btw I like that Canadian joke you slipped in there; I almost didn't see it (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some posts are original, some are not. If a thought hits me that I find amusing and think others will as well, I post it. If I come across something that makes me laugh, that I believe many visitors to this site have not seen, I'll post that as well. I've never claimed that I hadn't posted something seen elsewhere. I do not see this site as a competition for votes. Just merely as an opportunity to bring about some humor, and perhaps put a smile on someones face. Take it as you wish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, that's fair enough. Now that I know you're not claiming all those posts as your own, I'll be more likely to vote yes on them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would it count if I tossed it into Lake Michigan? I'm nowhere near an ocean...

by Anonymous 13 years ago