+1,129 Average teen mag: "DON'T CARE if others tell you you're too fat/do not use the right make-up/wear the wrong clothes/like the wrong celebs and music! You are an INDIVIDUAL!" ... (turn page) ... "...and this is what EVERYONE should wear in autumn! Check out Lady Gaga's new style! Miley Cyrus has a new song you simply gotta find awesome! And NEVER ever wear blue eyeshadow if you have blue eyes!... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha you're supposed to wear blue with blue eyes, it makes them pop...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought it was orange? But then again I don't have blue eyes so I wouldn't know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For blue eyes, it's best to wear blues, grays, oranges, and white. For green, yellow, pink, red, brown, plum, green, and golden colors. Hazle eyes can wear a mixture of colors that are best for blue or green eyes. Brown eyes work best with yellows, peach, rose, red, brown, plum, orange, black, and light greens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You cannot fathom the intensity of the fuck I do not give.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure! ^_^ but probably because the comment wasn't for you... :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@544465 (frikkafrikkafresh): That's very true, and yet I still wasted time reading it for some reason

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stupid iPhone... >_< That was SUPPOSED to say "because..." Uhh I forgot, but something about being sexy.... Or something...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was probably about how sexy I am, I know it can be disorientating sometimes ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohoho! You so funny! Unless you're coming on to me... I could use a little disorientation. ;p ROFLROFLROFL! but not really.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha ok. Before it gets any weirder, I'm just gonna go now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you're not. You'll come back and read every comment... I've you brainwashed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As much as you are correct by this statement, you used incorrect grammar. "I've you brainwashed" isn't proper grammar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've is a contraction of "I have" It is perfectly acceptable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't believe that it works in that context. However, I may be wrong, it wouldn't be the first time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've used it before in English class and I've never had a problem with it. As long as you can say "I have", it works. It just sounds funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was actually my basis for thinking it was wrong. I usually go by the rule of thumb that if it sounds wrong, it probably is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are a few things we say that aren't proper but we've said them so much, they sound right and the right way to do it sounds really off. *shrugs* America, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love America, but holy shit, as a country we're fucking braindead

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really love America; I just like it as a friend but I understand what you mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^ I know ! That's what I was thinking, it's you shouldn't wear it with dark brown eyes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:D): I think you two missed the point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not to mention all those tips on losing weight. They also say stuff like "Urban Decay has awesome eyeshadows" then they say "tips on saving money!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tips on saving money: stop paying for this shitty mag ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STORY OF MY LIFE. It's all, be confident with your body, but here's some tips to get the body we actually want you to have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD worthy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then there are the ones that say things like, "Celebrities aren't as perfect as they look. They can be really insecure, they fight with their friends, and they make mistakes...just like you!" and on the nextg page, "Here's how to be confident, popular, and perfect...just like your favorite celebrity!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One of the only mags i have found that doesn't do this is called mental floss, its all about the intellectually funny and stimulating!!! Its awesome, i recommend it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guys, you dunno how glad you make me with this comments and this post should be read by everyone jus tot clarify... mags are mostly shitty....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I especially hate ones that go something like this: "You are an independent woman! You can be single and happy, you don't need a man! ...(turn page)...."Tips on how to get a guy! How to get the perfect date for prom!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Anorexia and bulimia are BAD. Don't stress about your weight! You're fine just the way you are, nobody's pefect!" *turn page* "The hottest bikinis for this summer! Here are some photos of bikinis being worn by a model with a perfect body!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago