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It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?

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shorkian shorkian

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future POTD

+37403 Reply

Ross Ross

This post is legen- wait for it...

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shorkian shorkian

In response to “DARY!

Woah, we really did have to wait for that.

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fangirl12 fangirl12

Haha, I love how you worded this.

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PalindromeIsMe PalindromeIsMe

In response to “Haha, I love how you worded this.

Except it was worded by someone else.

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Anonymous

Dude, it's actually true. In the Jewish religion, you're not officially dead until day three, because otherwise they might just be in a coma or something.

+32331 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Dude, it's actually true. In the Jewish...

That makes a lot of sense. Hmm, learn something new everyday.

+44 Reply

Wobuffet

OH MY. I love this. Please make it POTD. Seriously. Probably my favorite post EVER. Ah.... gotta love Jesus.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess

Not to ruin the joke or anything, but... Jesus never died and came back to life. LOL NOW I STARTED A RELIGION DEBATE WHAT NOW

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Brett Brett

In response to “Not to ruin the joke or anything, but...

No, you didn't.

+32342 Reply

Galileo Galileo

In response to “No, you didn't.

Quite to the contrary, actually. Scroll down a little bit.

+9123 Reply

Brett Brett

In response to “Quite to the contrary, actually. Scroll down...

win troll is win.

+341 Reply

Brett Brett

In response to “Not to ruin the joke or anything, but...

(Brett):He actually did, he came back in disguise and talked to apostles and certain people.

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iWeasley iWeasley OP

In response to “(Brett):He actually did, he came back in...

What's your source? Some 2000 year old cave drawings?

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Brett Brett

In response to “What's your source? Some 2000 year old cave...

History Channel, probably. You know, where professional historians and archeologists find all kinds of information..

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “History Channel, probably. You know, where...

LOL. Those shows are based off the Bible.

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Brett Brett

In response to “LOL. Those shows are based off the Bible.

To quote you: "Where's you're source?". They actually go to the places mentioned in the Bible (not just christians, Jews, Muslims, athiests, etc.) and look all the artifacts, places, buildings and writings, look at what they find, and try to figure out what happened, just like they were trained.

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “To quote you: "Where's you're...

You are **** retarded. Ancient cave writings are not evidence for a fairy-tale-like story. If I wrote down on a piece of paper that I saw Superman flying around, and someone found it in 2000 years, it would be called a foolish story. So why should it be any different for a story about a guy who walks on water and comes back to life?

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Brett Brett

In response to “You are **** retarded. Ancient cave writings...

Some people actually believe in Christ. Ever heard the funny little statement everyone has their own opinions? It's time to start respecting them, please.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “Some people actually believe in Christ. Ever...

When was the last time you saw an Atheist come to your door and try to give you a copy of the God Delusion? Christians are the ones forcing it down our throats.

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Brett Brett

In response to “When was the last time you saw an Atheist...

And you are trying to keep up the image that every Christian is a fundamentalist and is insane. Well guess what? We're not. Not every dang person who believes in God is trying to shove His word down your throat and convert you. So quit your assuming.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “When was the last time you saw an Atheist...

This wasn't even supposed to be "all religious" god dammit, it was a nice joke and you ruined it, so go back into your troll cave and shove a wand up your nose. thanks. kbye

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iWeasley iWeasley OP

In response to “This wasn't even supposed to be "all...

This wasn't even supposed to be a religious debate, as stated in my first comment, but NO, you feisty Christians gotta argue about everything.

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Brett Brett

In response to “This wasn't even supposed to be a religious...

Not supposed to be a religious debate? And this is coming from the person who decided to spark it? I don't believe it. Once again with the grouping and stereotyping. For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. I'm applying this to this situation in which you piss someone off they're going to retaliate so quit it.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “When was the last time you saw an Atheist...

I believe at the moment, it is YOU who are shoving atheism down OUR throats.

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “I believe at the moment, it is YOU who are...

10 points for gryffindor

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TheRealCVerde TheRealCVerde

In response to “When was the last time you saw an Atheist...

We're not forcing down anyone's throats. We're spreading the Gospel message like Christ told us to.

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Anonymous

In response to “You are **** retarded. Ancient cave writings...

People kept records on paper with scribes, not in caves.

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “People kept records on paper with scribes...

@532930 (fangirl12): If you see his previous comments, he WANTED to cause a debate. You're feeding him.

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JghRocks JghRocks

In response to “You are **** retarded. Ancient cave writings...

there are records from the romans of Jesus in their execution records

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Anonymous

In response to “What's your source? Some 2000 year old cave...

I really shouldn't add to this but... The earliest recordings in the Bible were not recorded at least until 80 years after the events. Things get twisted in very few years and during that time the average lifespan was at maximum half of what is is today, much often less. So even with historical evidence that he may have existed, the part where he was resurrected and son of God stuff could simply be ways to make him bigger. Emperors of the time were all considered to have come from a virgin birth, son of God, and many other of the things that Jesus was famous for.

To put it simply: The Bible was created by people for people, and it is a completely inaccurate record of events. Jesus was cracked up to be more than he was, if he even was (although evidence does suggest that he did exist, just not as Gods son).

This should put some peoples answers at rest.

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Anonymous

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

Where'd you learn all this?

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “Where'd you learn all this?

Books (God is not Great, God Delusion, etc. and some pro-religious books, just to make sure the facts were right :)

yea I study this a bit...

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Anonymous

In response to “Books (God is not Great, God Delusion, etc...

Wow, people liked your comment, but as soon as you replied with what your sources were, you got downranked. :/

Assuming that this is the same Anonymous.

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SalientK

In response to “Wow, people liked your comment, but as soon...

It was. Mannn but I worked hard on that comment... makes sense though, I wouldn't want someone reading too much on one side and then pretending to know all about it. I just found that a lot (not all) of the pro-god books had contradicting and bad evidence. :P

I should stop commenting on this...

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Anonymous

In response to “Books (God is not Great, God Delusion, etc...

Thanks. You know, technically though it makes sense that the earliest found recordings are from a few years after. Paper and scrolls don't usually last more than two-thousand years. Anyway, thanks for the reply :)

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

Pretty much sums it up. Ten points and a gold star for you. ;)

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Anonymous

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

No, seriosuly, I really just wanna know.

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fangirl12 fangirl12

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

1. Like fangirl12 said, where'd you learn that?
2. I wish I could like bookmark your comment or something, it's brilliant. :)

+242 Reply

Rainbow35

Anonymous

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

For the record the latest book written in the bible was written by john, the beloved who was exiled to the island of patmos and was present during the time of Jesus Christ. Therefore the chance of him fabricating stories written is very unlikely since his works are primary sources. furthermore, it is unlikely that many of the bible chapters are fabricated relative to many other documents at the time. Also the bible is consider the most historical accurate book of its time.

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mouse4216

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

A minor quibble, but I've read (From Christian authors, but also independent sources) that the generally agreed upon dates for Mark (The earliest gospel written) around 70 and John (The latest gospel written) around 90-100.

More importantly, in a historical context, 40-80 years is *next to nothing*. For example, in the case of Alexander the Great (356 - 323 BC) the nearest surviving source we have to his death was written by Greek called Diodorus in the 1st century BC, around 300 years after his death. Furthermore, mythical or legendary elements do not show up in accounts of Alexander until much later. In the case of Jesus, the gospels were written by people who knew him personally (Matthew, John) or knew someone who knew him personally (Mark was an associate of Peter, Luke was an associate of Paul). The gospels more than stand up to scholastic standards which are enough to classify any other historical account as fact.

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Anonymous

In response to “I really shouldn't add to this but... The...

I don't agree with you. The Apostles were guided by the Holy Spirit to write the Gospels and they had an above average lifespan because of it

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Anonymous

In response to “Not to ruin the joke or anything, but...

Haha. Funny. But apparently there is some evidence that a man DID live in Jerusalem at that time who WAS named Jesus and was thought to be the "Son of God" and "Prophet." Now, whether or not he really was is the debate. But... yeah, I bet you're going to get a lot of crap for that from Christians with sticks up their butts.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess

In response to “Haha. Funny. But apparently there is some...

Now we're feeding him...

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Galileo Galileo

In response to “Now we're feeding him...

With sticks!

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Anonymous

In response to “Haha. Funny. But apparently there is some...

We're only defending what believe in, cut the insults please

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True Blue<3

In response to “We're only defending what believe in, cut the...

(True Blue<3): Dude. I'm LDS. I'm probably a more devote Christian than you. But there ARE a lot of people who feel the need to argue with atheist or non-believers and get offended. Who cares if he thinks Jesus is a hoax? Do you think your opinion will make him think otherwise? No. It'll just upset him and turn him bitter.

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bluegoddess bluegoddess

In response to “Not to ruin the joke or anything, but...

Trolliest troll comment ever.

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Shekilled Shekilled

lol i love this post! it's worded pefectly "you look alive to me" hahaha

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

People need to let things be. Nobody asked you to go put your two cents in there and start arguing where it isn't wanted. I love this post and i l♥ve Jesus.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “People need to let things be. Nobody asked...

If no one asked for your two cents their wouldn't be a comment section
Would there?

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Anonymous

In response to “If no one asked for your two cents their...

*there. That's true, yeah. But there is a point where you're stating your opinion then there's one for trying to go and start something that doesn't need to be there for any reason. Quote: "lol I started a religion debate what now." That's just immature.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “*there. That's true, yeah. But there is a...

Well the guy who said that is just starting things for no reason.
but what's amirite without some debate? Haha.

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Anonymous

This post is hilarious btw.

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Anonymous

Way to steal this quote from the tv show How I Met Your Mother.

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Totallymeg

Way to steal this quote from the tv show how I met your mother.

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Anonymous

Especially since they didn't have Facebook or anything then

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Grilled_Cheesus Grilled_Cheesus

I laughed when I read this

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Anonymous

This is my favorite Barney Stinson quote ever! A close second is "Go ho or go home!"

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WhosCatrina WhosCatrina

I love this post

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yuiop925

I love Barney's explanation of the three days rule.

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Anonymous

In response to “I love Barney's explanation of the three days...

the three days rule?

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

In response to “the three days rule?

The three days rule for calling a girl. I can't remember which episode but it's so funny

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iWeasley iWeasley OP

In response to “The three days rule for calling a girl. I...

oooh that rule lol

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

How I Met Your Mother rocks! I love Barney. You'd know by looking at my name :D

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BarneyStinsonRocks BarneyStinsonRocks

This quote seems strangely familiar. I think my friend said this at the bar.

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Robin_Sparkles

I was really surprised this wasn't posted by the BarneyStinson accont

+55 Reply

Anthony

BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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waddupoprah

In response to “BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3



is a dinosaur from our imagination!
When he's tall
he's what we call
a dinosaur sensation!

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SalientK

this is a facebook group :)

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gurdyjones

In response to “this is a facebook group :)

I didn't know. I saw this while watching How I met your Mother cept I just shortened it.

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iWeasley iWeasley OP

How I Met Your Mother!

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Mason Mason

I'm a Christian and I love this... lol. Especially how you worded it... lol

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Richard Richard

finally post of the day! : D

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TalkingRice TalkingRice

1000th like!

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BobTheLog BobTheLog

HIMYM!!!!!! LOVE IT! but u took my post of the day >:(

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BBALLCHITOWN BBALLCHITOWN

Mmmm How I Met Your Mother <3. Best. Show.. wait for it.. EVER.

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Soulmeetsbody Soulmeetsbody

I thought this post was awesome until I saw someone say that you stole it from a television show. Now it's okay, but it's mostly just plagiarism.

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Anonymous

In response to “I thought this post was awesome until I saw...

Did the fact that the joke was made before actually make the joke any less funny?

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Mehhhhhhh Mehhhhhhh

In response to “Did the fact that the joke was made before...

The fact that the person is claiming it as their own and/ or isn't crediting the orginial source makes it much less funny, yes.

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Anonymous

In response to “The fact that the person is claiming it as...

The follow up says "I love Barney Stinson. Thats about it" Even if you don't know who Barney is, it's quite clear that he isn't taking credit for the joke

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Mehhhhhhh Mehhhhhhh

you think someone would write a huuggee book by hand just by making it up? yea. didnt think so

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Anonymous

In response to “you think someone would write a huuggee book...

Have you never been to a library or bookstore? D:

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SalientK

In response to “Have you never been to a library or bookstore? D:

hahahahahhah, oh snap. So true..

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RainbowUnicorn RainbowUnicorn

How I met your mother.
Barney Stinson = beast

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Anonymous

YES! IT MADE IT! I was hoping this post would be POTD! Ah....

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bluegoddess bluegoddess

cue religious debate

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amiwriter amiwriter

I thought this post was stupid when I saw it on the just in page... Seeing it again, I've realized: I was so right.

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Gumpert Gumpert

3 day rule! :D

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Anonymous

I love the lack of haters in this thread!

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Bossman Bossman

Barney Stinson. Is. Awesome!

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Anonymous

potd... REALLY? A religion debate... REALLY?

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loveyaman

Too long, did not read comments.

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Julian Julian

random comment

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