Coffee's gross.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate grinding...my teeth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Contrary to popular belief, grinding =/= dancing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh definitely. I like to make my coffee sweat under the heat of the dim club lights, in the midst of near darkness, bodies close, feeling it's perspiration on my skin, wanting it badly. I look into my coffee's eyes and in that brief moment, there is nothing there but me and it. I say, "you filthy whore," and move my hands further and further down its waist, until I get to the point where there are no euphemisms to explain what I'm doing. It gets pretty hot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, that's how I roll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago