+324 There is no aspect, facet, or moment in life that cannot be improved by pizza, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A diet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pizza can improve diets. Eating pizza while on a diet is the best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. Being an astronaut. The pizza would fall apart in zero gravity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being severely allergic to something in pizza.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lactose intolerance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you die from the severe allergic reaction - problem solved :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless you just threw up pizza..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just means you taste it twice :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

with stomach acid and everything else...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wah wah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was about to post this. xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you were in the improbably situation where eating the pizza would result in the death of your dearest loved one? :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They'd be going to a better place :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what if you weren't?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meh. No big deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're bloated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A stomach flu?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Daria! I love that show, Daria and Jane are my heroes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You got it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago