If you jerk off onto an egg with a hole in it, you could potentially make a chicken person, amirite?

No, no it can't. Eggs are already fertilized and waiting to hatch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO FUCKING WAY!?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

facepalm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eggs delivered to grocery stores are unfertilized. The hens ovulate out an egg every day whether or not it has a viable chick in it. Due to the egg being several days old and having been refrigerated, it would still be unlikely that insemination would work. Also I am not sure if the number of chromosomes or correct combination of genes would be present to result in a living being even if situations were perfect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So your saying we need to do the chicken and not the egg to make chicken people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I dont know whether your being sarcastic...or actually suprised at the fact that eggs are already fertilized...and im not sure on the compatibility on mammal's sperm with avians

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eggs are not already fertilized. Well, most of the time anyway. You can tell because there will be a red dot in the yolk, and maybe some blood vessels. Eggs produced commercially come from hens that have no contact with roosters, so the eggs are not fertilized. http://www.vincentchow.net/images/egg2.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

UHHHH, i really hope you didn't try this.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Level of stupidity astounds me ..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rarely does stupidity matter in jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you want to look like an idiot, then you're right it doesn't matter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't care if I look like an idiot. Anyone who takes this even remotely serious is far more idiotic than I. It's not my fault that people want to be unfunny douches and think I'm serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IF YOU JERK OFF INTO A WOMAN'S VAGINA, YOU COULD ALSO MAKE A PERSON.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not sure if two animals of such a different genetic class could reproduce in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would like to see this chicken person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're so weird. Why would you even think of that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think roosters actually do that sometimes. When an egg is freshly laid, it's shell is thinner, so you wouldn't need to poke a hole in it. At least I think. I'm kinda thinking I might be wrong here though. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i wanna meet this guy!!! FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would probably make scrambled eggs

by Anonymous 8 years ago