Guys that wear shorts above their knees = homosexual, amirite?

It is standard for lifeguards to wear shorts above the knees, there has been issues at my pool with trunks catching on the knee when they are rushing to a response, which makes it a tripping hazard or an embarrassing situation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think they just meant guys who choose to wear short shorts, not guys who have to do it for their job.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Teenagers that are very tall or big have a very hard time finding those shorts cause we grow so fast

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this is the perfect length for men's shorts: http://i26.tinypic.com/w18dbk.jpg Most shorts that go to the knee or lower are cargo or board shorts, neither of which are associated with what you would call mature style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being attracted to your own gender = homosexual Anything else = not homosexual

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shorts above the knees = just frightening. Thanks for posting this. :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw this guy at my local pool yesterday. They were above his knees, and they were really tight you could see.... things. It was disturbing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i went swimming with my school a few years ago and was specifically told to wear above-knee shorts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys who wear shorts that go to their ankles = tool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.......*thinks of friend's brother*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

us golfers aren't gay man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cross country and track FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i like the way you think underwaterninja

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guys who wear baggy cargo shorts that are way too long = douchebags

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So your saying that Wilt Chamberlain and Larry Bird were gay…

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, a guy attracted to a guy = homosexual. That's it. A guy who wears shorts above his knee = A guy wearing a pretty normal length of shorts. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Guy who wears shorts that end above the knee=guy who wears shorts that end above the knee. Period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shorts above the knees are kinda nasty. Shorts that go a little over the knee are the right and perfect size. People who wear shorts that go to their ankles obviously havent realized why shorts were made.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who judge a guy's sexuality based on the length of his shorts = tool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people who enjoy making fun of others' sexuality= insecure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago