+134 Guys, it would be awesome if we say to a girl "hey, nice tits!" and her response would be "thanks! here, feel them!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BOOBIES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(.Y.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In a perfect world... there would be boobs everywhere.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even your ass would have nipples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That actually happened to me, we were in kinderkarten tough and it was just a joke (and i said breasts instead of tits)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You feel the breasts of kindergarteners? What the fuck man? You might want to reword your entire comment @__@

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why? he said WE were in kindergarten not she was in kindergarten.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah you really should check that again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

( * Y * )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boobs gotta be the best thing on the whole damn planet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right next to bacon and canned bread.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah dude. Boobs.. Bacon.. Boobs.. Video games.. Boobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEWBZ!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a feeling that most of these downcotes are from females.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most of the votes on every post on this site are from females.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls: Stop voting. It says guy! gosh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a gay friend that likes boobs almost as much as me. Thats proof of their awesomeness

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My gay friend is kind of scared of vaginas and boobs, it's wierd... Like, you expect gay guys to just be indifferent to that stuff =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

titties!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, my dad said that to my mom.. and then they started dating or something like that.. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if our boobs tasted like bacon? Or would that be too out there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, untill you find out its a fat guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you feel your fucking own? Scientifically, there is no difference between male and female "tits." Hell, even male boobs have the ability to lactate, but the male body lacks the hormones necessary to do so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd probably say it if we were alone... it's not really a big deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago