+518 If drumsticks are for playing drums, you would think that breadsticks would be for playing bread, wouldn't you? "Would you like some breadsticks?" "No, thank you, I don't play bread. I play drums. Perhaps I'll have a drum roll.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or that drumsticks were sticks made out of drums, seeing as breadsticks are sticks made out of bread.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You just made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "drum roll" thing at the end made this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago