The beach is fun, but the ride home with wet hair, sunburned shoulders, and sand between your butt cheeks.....Torture. amirite?

+773 The beach is fun, but the ride home with wet hair, sunburned shoulders, and sand between your butt cheeks.....Torture. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh look dark skin, no sunburn for me. It's called drying your hair, and you can wash off the sand in your butt by simply going back into the water and ninja-washing it off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you have light skin, it's called sunscreen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago