I was taught as a child that if I found myself on fire that I was suppsed to stop, drop, and roll. It sounded reasonable as an 8-year old, but I know now I would probably just "stop and freak the fuck out.", amirite?

+636 I was taught as a child that if I found myself on fire that I was suppsed to stop, drop, and roll. It sounded reasonable as an 8-year old, but I know now I would probably just "stop and freak the fuck out.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people should stop, drop, and roll... in gasoline.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was reading this to my brothers and when i was reading freak i accidentally said the f word. the worst part is that i never curse :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the first thing a bystander would say is "stop, drop, and roll" so it's all good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is word for word from Ruminations.com http://www.ruminations.com/ruminations/252205 Way to be original bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago