Ever wonder why God never received a permanent job at a good university? The Reasons : 1. He had only one major publication and it had no references. 2. Some people doubt that he even wrote it himself. 3. He expelled his first 2 students - for learning! 4. When one particular experiment...

+202 Ever wonder why God never received a permanent job at a good university? The Reasons : 1. He had only one major publication and it had no references. 2. Some people doubt that he even wrote it himself. 3. He expelled his first 2 students - for learning! 4. When one particular experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the evidence. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WTF Who thinks God wrote the bible?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was just a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God didn't write it you dumbass. I know that at least for Gospels (since you probably don't know what those are, they are Mark, Matthew, Luke, and John, aka the books where Jesus' life was told) have more historical evidence and references than a lot of what you find in history books. and Jesus has taught more people than any University.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude... the Old Testament He wrote and dictated to Moses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pwnd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Jesus has taught more people than any university". That made me laugh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wonderful! I'd tell it, but i think some people would be offended:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago